Saturday, September 29, 2012

Bleeee-och

I done tooooold ya'll I wanted to vamp up our covered front porch.  SO.  I bought this outdoor resin/wicker/whatever you call it sofa off Craigslist.  Meaning Josh went to pick it up while I made myself busy doing something else because making trips of that nature give me social anxiety.  Thank you Jesus that the baby was sleeping or I was running errands or cleaning a bathroom or blogging or something because Josh said this gem has been living in Honey Boo Boo's front yard.   And her mother "June" gladly accepted our cash payment.

You know what that means.


Go get the bleach.


A shot of the matching table


And the back.


This is how Whitten helped.  Nekkid.  {It was hot out. And yes he wears sunscreen. When I remember.}



Many coats of black paint later.


For picture's sake I threw these pillows on the sofa.  So that you may feel invited to please. come. sit. relax.


 And I will continue to search high and low for a cushion as Josh threw the cushion "For Sale" back onto Ms. June's porch.  Not that I would've kept it.  Because that would also give me social anxiety.  Or maybe just disgustingness anxiety.

1 comment:

Loren Barham said...

When are you going to invite me to come over and drink hot apple cideees on your front porch with the new furnies?