Friday, May 17, 2013

Rectus Abdominis.

I feel the need to be honest with you.  Because it's the Christian thing to do. 

I am a victim of the Diastasis Recti.
Yes I said victim.  And I meant it.

I had a real life baby, everything got rearranged, stretched out, and kind of flopped back together.  So now.  Every time I binge eat (which is not unusual) I am stuck with a real life food baby.  A food pouch.  It's so attractive.  Really.  I feel like a Victoria's Secret model.

Luckily Blogger is still being a douche and I cannot resize this image so that you can actually see it, and I have had to re-do this post 3 times now.  Which is acceptable.  Because I have nothing but time when it comes to blogging for fun in regards to my belly pouch.

More info, in case you just don't get it.


Have you heard of The MuTu System?  Pelvic floor strengthening, transverse abdominal work, body alignment, basic core work.


So I guess I'll add that to my list of things to care about.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

A few Generations.

Ladies:  LookinGood.


Things change, right?  Change is good.  But you can't appreciate what is now if you don't appreciate what was then.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

What a Waste

1.  Am I the only one who feels extremely guilty sitting down, doing nothing, at the end of the day, knowing there are still 93685965 things I could/should/would be doing...?

2. Also:  Am I the only one who hates this stupid What Would Ryan Lochte Do show?  How. not. good. can you get?

3. That being said:  Maybe it's because when I do sit down I learn about a lot of things that are not good wastes of brain space.  Like this...

So this is the genius idea to keeping your phone dry?  Oh look, it's from a great stylish sassy up to date mom blog.  You know how I feel about those.

I. Had a dream.  That mom blogs started looking like this...

a)  this looks like real life {I'm referring to the children acting like monkeys}
b) who doesn't want to know this mom?

More great wastes of time that leave me feeling guilty for sitting around...

Keeping your garbage and/or recyclables and plastering it to your door to hold more trash.  From another mom blog.  Or mom pinner. Whatevs.

Ladies.  You are embarrassing me.

Oh one more.

Great gift basket ideas.  I'm telling you if someone gift baskets in this manner. To my person. I'll probably (not mom) blog about it. 

Ragu.  Really.  Ragu. and Kroger Italian Seasoning. 

Take Note--THIS is a Gift Basket...

On that note.  I'm about to quit blogger and move on to some other blog domain.  Suggestions?  I'm so tired of this image issue.  Among lag time in page loading, messing up my blog title font, and overall inability to make me happy.  Which is the reason I blog to begin with.  And Blogger. Aint the boss. of me. 

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The Great Outdoors.

This just in: The In Laws are coming this weekend! Good things it will be beautiful out and my Outdoor Space is Barren and Embarassing.

Hurry.  Do something.  Guess I'll be scavenging you know where.  And fast.  So my porch and patio can look more like this...




And a little less like this...


Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Some of the Met Gala

Are you interested in the who what wear of the Met Gala this past weekend?  Yes me too.
Only because I want to be in a social club and wear all my best Marchesa gowns too.

Beyoncé's Blue Tail Feathers 2012

And Beyoncé 2013.  Because it's Beyoncé.

Rooney actually didn't wear black.  And looked way hot.

Ashley went for Bollywood.  And I love it.  Normally I think she looks like the bag lady. In a bad way.

Let's hear it for cut outs...Not sure how that top piece really works but hey.

Jessica Alba is famous only because she has a great stylist.

And Kristen Stewart always manages to look freshly rolled out of bed.
In a bad way.

Hey girl did you quit ENews? I know I would.


Oh dear Lord.  There's more where that came from.


Oh dear sweet sweet Lord.  Honestly.  She needs to be counseled.  In nursing world that means: she needs to be told what for. Why.  In dear Buddha's name would she not hire a stylist?  I don't care that she styled closets in the 90's or whatever.  That doesn't mean she was good. 

And I don't normally support Nicki because...well because I don't. {Ok you want to know?  Because she is tacky and negative and a hater with a bad attitude and a bad influence and expresses herself by insulting people over twitter by calling them names and challenging them to social media fights.  She's like the all bark no bite girl you avoided four years straight in high school who you run into 10 years later and acts shocked that she is the same person and you have actually grown into yourself. That's why.} However a little bird told me she was changing her look and it's about time.  That hair and make up is on point.  Finally.
How fun are you Coco Rocha?!
These images are from celebbuzz, fabsugar, popsugar, redcarpet-fashionawards

Monday, May 6, 2013

Sushi Sunday

If you follow me on instagram you would already know...

That Elizabeth and Sammie's wedding left me in pain.  Literally.  Those shoes for eleven hours rendered me useless on Sunday.  Thanks be to Tasu Sushi for BOGO take out on Sundays{and Mondays.} Thanks also be to Josh for feeling the same way.  With not enough fight in him to protest watching Fried Green Tomatoes all afternoon.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Wedding Season!

This weekend was a celebration, honey!  Let Wedding Seaserrrrn begin!!
You may or may not remember my mentioning some near and dear to my heart and soul ladies
So let's just take this time to say...

Congratulations to the Groom Best Wishes to the Bride-Elizabeth and Sammie!

Josh thinks so too. {Amy's Josh. Not my Josh.}

Well ok maybe my Josh too.


Yall, this couple has been together since high school.  So.  Here's to longstanding relationships! 

And fresh new relationships born at the Capitol Club Wedding Reception

And fun college first comes love then marriage then baby in the baby carriage relationships.

Excuse my unsteady hand

{Hiiii! It's us again!} And post college turned young professional, initially long distance relationships

And more fun college and now live in Wilmington with not 1 but 2 baby carriages relationships.


And more new bromance relationships 

 And ECU School of Nursing Class of 2006 relationships


Doesn't it just make you want to RIDE THE TRAIN?! {Come on ride it.  It's the choo choo}
And scream and shout and let it all out?

Elizabeth it was beautiful, of course-and of course we knew it wouldn't be anything less, thank you so much for having us to celebrate you and Sammie!