Saturday, June 15, 2013


It's true peeps. I disappeared. Not because I don't love you but because I been busy nah mean? Or lazy.  Whatevs.  I had an inkling it was time to come back which was more than confirmed when I turned on my lenovo yoga tab **ah gasp the shame I don't have an iPad or mac book pro from which to document my day to day livelihood...** to find that my most very best friend Kim K had her baby today.


Of course I had to check my sources and upon finding that both USAtoday and BusinessWeekly are in fact reporting on Kim's natural delivery, it has to be true.  Heaven bless the nurse that took care of THAT natural birth. Goodt. Lawdt. No. Thank you.  Can you IMAGINE?  The two of them together, at Cedars Sinai, wallering amuck in their own moan-ey groan-ey whiney whoa is me in my rough over paid life complaining about their upper class first world problems {which I imagine to be something to the effect of:  the absurdity of hospital policies including but not limited to the fact that you have to go get your ice in a plastic bucket from a common/community hall ice machine BY YOURSELF if you want ice chips AND they only have Seagrams Ginger Ale brand which is not pleasing to the pregnant palette of the rich and famous, insert comment here about how Beyoncé didn't have to do it this way so obviously this entire health care system is a bunch of racist bigots-which yes I realize the two of those statements don't coincide, that's the point.}


Bless my heart I have run my mouth too much.  I apologize.

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