hiatus.



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I have been on hiatus people.

But now I am back.  I think.

How was that for my welcome back to myself blogpost?  So. Exciting.  No really I had a specific request to do an entry on an ever present topic entitled, "I'm Sexy and I Know It In a Trashy Bar With a Trashy Wife Who Thinks She's Something Because I have a Big Penis, So They Say;" But then the title kind of told the whole story of the post and you know I'd just hate to be redundant...

Did You?

 

No really.  He did.  He didn't even have to prove he was of age.  {Apparently you must furnish proof of identity to buy cigarettes, fight for your country, obtain a tattoo, and to get into your very most favorite bar/gentleman's club.  But not the polls.}

KhoKho

When did I loose my KhoKho to XFactor??

Did you know about this?

Faith the Size of a Mustard Seed

{Matthew17:20}

Sh%t Southern Women Say

This week's posts are mainly pick me ups.  Because this week, among many of the past few, I have been in need of a pick me up.  I would apologize  {but I'm not sorry} for my recent lack of creativity, however, at times, one only has but so much energy, and rather than pouring into the lives of others, at times, one's life requires being poured into.  So I'd like to thank the creators of YouTube as well as the creators of At Home Videos for filling my spiritual vessel. ;o)

PS I stole this from a Facebook friend, thank you FBF for your positive influence in my day to day.

:o)

TGIF

This is the ultimate mood stabilizer.  Or uplifter.  Enjoy your weekend, shug.

{watch the outtakes too}

"I saw this fat as sh*t squirrel, I think it was in DG..."

Emily Clark Giveaway

Hey hey hey Emily Clark is having a huge giveaway (that's also my sister's name...cray cray cray, right?!)

Check it out, gal.  And since I think the universe revolves around myself, if you win you have to split it with me because this giveaway is humungo. 

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